Sick days aren't all they're cracked up to be

At least when you're actually sick.

(no, not THAT kind of fever)

I'm in a fog, a malaise, a brain-cloud of sorts. At least the stabbing, doubled-over-in-abdominal-pain thing is gone, so there's that, but the fever is overrated as a symptom. Sure, it makes watching any television a surreal experience. However, the fever also means that every fleeting thought I have is gone before I can remember to write it down. Again, not a bad thing, since it's likely they're psychadelic, creepy and altogether incoherent thoughts.

So I guess this means you win today!

Or so you'd think, but this means my brain does random things and I try too hard.

For example, there's this video. It runs the line between cool and dangerous, and I really REALLY want one of these things.

Prometheus device

Then there's these little gems. The first one is courtesy of That Kind of Girl. Samsmama, the second one is just. For. You.

Paper Towels

The WTF Blanket

Sorry, I'll do better tomorrow to dazzle and amaze you. Meanwhile, you can go back and try your hand at the Random Acts of Thursday quiz from a few weeks ago.

Have to go now though, I just spilled soy sauce all over the carpet.