It's that time once again, kids! Time for 'Ask the Nerdy Fat Guy'! We here at CDS Enterprises have been besieged by requests for the ol' NFG to put on his answer cap and help you out of a jam! Questions have flooded in from around the world, though we'll ignore the ones that just want gratuitous pictures of me in my boxer shorts.
Oscar A. from San Jose, CA writes: Dear NFG - what does a rooster's (ahem) reproductive organ (ahem) look like?
Well, Oscar, I'm going to refer you to the ever popular '
How do chickens do it?' post, recently rediscovered by Muppet porn afficionados worldwide. Damn that Rule 34.
Speaking of
Muppets and the pr0n, Dougie from Vancouver, British Columbia asks: Dear NFG - have you ever cobbled together the vague plot of a 70's adult film for the benefit of your readers?
Okay, Dougie, we're not really that kind of website. However, I have talked about the decade of my early childhood before, and referenced a bow-chicka-bow-bow type of screenplay in my g-spot post, found
here. Grab a Molson's and give it a look-see. Writing of a higher caliber can be found at our sister site,
Crappy Unfinished Novel Time. Sure, it's not very popular, but if the readership suddenly demands it, we can add more to the page. Who knows, I might even finish something.
Pam from Irving, Texas writes: Hey, NFG - is it really necessary to use such
blatant filler just to maintain your readership?
Oh, Pam. Of course it is. Most of this blog is blatant filler. When the queries that send people here are obviously crying out for more of my fat nerditude, I can only respond by giving readers what they so desparately crave. That means nerdiness and gratuitious near-nudity.
Do you have a question for the Nerdy Fat Guy? Click on the icon in the upper right-hand corner of the screen to send me an
email. No question is too obtuse, we welcome all queries. We here at NFG Worldwide would love to make this a regular feature, and that means your questions are important to us!
4 comments:
If you finish your novel, wouldn't that force Crappy Unfinished Novel to disappear.
I appreciate your faith in my work, suggesting that I only have one unfinished novel. Dear, naive MJenks.
Here I thought that all that corn in the diet made you mid-westerns really wholesome and shit. (eye-rolling). ;-)
Wholesome, wholesome, wholesome. That's me. I can't control how some of my readers find me.
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