As I try to get the screechings of Pauly Shore out of the back of my head (buuudddie!), indicating that I've seen the requisite 'too many' Pauly Shore movies, I find myself a week later than the last time I checked in with you kids.
My indication last week that I might have the flu was, in fact, false. Apparently, despite our childhood memories, the real Influenza virus is respiratory, and there is no 'stomach flu'. So whatever still has a death grip on my GI tract is as yet unnamed. Fun times.
But I'm so excited about the things we'll get to share, dear readers, once I get in the groove of Ohio-izing myself. We took a great drive into Amish country this weekend, it's so nice to live somewhere with hills and curves in the countryside again. Got to see little buggies racing along at rather impressive speeds.
And to a counter-point, there was the rambler (homeless or not) wearing a very real shiny metal pointy crown as he walked down the side of the on-ramp. No cheap cardboard imitations for him, no sir.
Would that I had more to share, I feel bad. Please feel free to read my old posts as though you've never seen them before, in particular, check out last August where comments are still ripe for the leaving.
Oh, Just Shut Up and Lie Down Somewhere
3 weeks ago