In fact, it's been many seasons since I posted. What can I say? I'm easily distracted. What with the Twitter and all, brevity is wit. But Santa's a-comin', so let's hope you've been good boys and girls. Assuming you have been (or assuming you'll lie and pretend to have been 'good') I give you this gift of a long-overdue post.
Christmas has already been good to me. I have a beautiful granddaughter and we were able to celebrate on Saturday with a pork roast bigger than her.
And I even captured a picture of the roast on my phone! That's a minor miracle for me.
(Yes, I have plenty of pictures of the granddaughter on there, too.)
I got my grinder and sausage attachments for the KitchenAid, bratwurst here I come.
I'm eagerly awaiting the arrival of my Secret Santa package, for more delicious treats. I'm eagerly awaiting the arrival of the Secret Santa package I sent, and hope my Sant-ee is as excited to receive it as I was to make it. Mmm, jam.
And for you, kiddos, I give you a film quote to guess upon. Or upon which to guess. It's been a long time, so here are the rules. No Google or Bing or other web searches, either you've seen this film or you haven't. Winner will be extolled as the Iron Quote-Guesser, and all the appropriate fame and accolades that go along with it. Allez guessing!
I never pictured God with a fat gut and corset singing "My Way" at Caesar's Palace.