Hobbes was fond of his dram

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart. No question.

Several of you have questioned the reference to my bitsy-pookums. My snoogy-woogy.

This is, of course, Lori. And the nickname, classic Hobbes.
No, not that Hobbes. This Hobbes:
Consider turning your head sideways as exercise for the day.