Cheesehead Displacement Syndrome: TOF Threat Level

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

TOF Threat Level - High

It's snowing here in the greater Cleveland area. This is not a new occurrence. However, it's actually a wet, heavy snow, with the temperature lingering in the mid-20's. While clearing my car this morning, my glove froze to the roof not once, but three times. There are, I'm sure, little fuzzy handprints on there even as I write this.

As such, we here at CDS Enterprises (a wholly-owned subsidiary of Worldwide NFG) have raised the 'Tongue on Flagpole' threat level to DefCon 1. Or crimson, if you prefer.

And I know there are some of you out there saying 'Aw, baloney', even though your best friend's old man knew a guy who had to have the fire department called out. You've been warned.

6 comments:

Bev said...: It's snowing here too, and not likely to stop till THURSDAY.

Ugh. This winter sucks. Stay safe & warm, Elliott! And watch out for those big poles. (TWSS); February 1, 2011 at 9:57 AM
Elliott said...: You mean like this guy?; February 1, 2011 at 10:09 AM
MtnMama said...: Loving my garage. Here is beautiful Colorado, we are currently at minus 3 degrees and school is closed for the day. Working in my bathrobe is kinda cool.; February 1, 2011 at 12:08 PM
MJenks said...: +1 for the Killer Kowalski reference.; February 1, 2011 at 4:21 PM
Unknown said...: I am so glad I had sense enough to move away from cold weather. Of course I curse myself when it is as hot as Satan's undercarriage in the summer. I'm just destined to be unhappy wherever the hell I am.

I'm a barrel of friggin' monkeys today, eh?; February 1, 2011 at 9:33 PM
Connie said...: I will heed your warning and stay inside. I'm glad to be on the other side of the storm that went through here now. Hope you're staying safe and warm, Elliott.; February 3, 2011 at 8:24 AM